three-legged dinosaur

a dinosaur that a kid draws and miserably fails.

(chris) wow look at that kids three-legged dinosaur
(brady) yeah totally not mine

by Illegal Memes October 4, 2016

Three Legged Woman

Tranny, transsexual person. A chick with a dick, or a cross-dresser.

Did you hear about that chick that Rob hooked up with? It was a three legged woman, if you know what I mean!

by stormandcrash October 14, 2009

Three Legged Chinaman

This is a sex act in which the receiving partner is bent over and taking it in the ass. Then, right before climax, pull out, flip them over on their back, and quickly jizz in their eyes. Then, kick them in the side of the leg. Now, their on their three remaining limbs with their eyes closed shut, and viola! A Three Legged Chinaman.

Andy: "So dude, I gave the 'ho a three legged chinaman last night!"

Randy: "Nice man!"

Mandy: "Ah! I can't see where I'm going Andy!"

by Anonymous Bee. Tard November 7, 2007

Three-Legged Tail

The most wonderful and majestic of all animal species, the Three-Legged tail is a hybrid cross between a male hermit crab, and David Duchovny. The average lifespan of a Three-Legged Tail is between 3 to 5 weeks, at which time it dies of starvation, as it has no means of obtaining nutrients. Although technically a hybrid species, the Three-Legged Tail is not sterile, and in fact, reproduces asexually. Every member of the species is born pregnant, and will give birth after about four hours. It is a highly aggressive animal, and once provoked, will not relent until either it or it's attacker is dead. Although, since the Three-Legged Tail has no eyes, ears, or noses, they are easily avoided. The animal is known for it's tremendous speed on land (it is second only to the cheetah), and spends much of it's short life galloping around aimlessly, presumably in unimaginable agony and despair. A genetic abnormality exists in approximately .03% of the population, which causes the offspring to be born with three wings instead of three legs. Sadly, the Three-Winged Tail is doomed to the same torturous existence.

The Three-Legged Tail is an affront to nature, and an abomination unto the lord.

by Krandall Kramer November 13, 2012

Three legged turtle

Someone whose terrible at sex.

Man I hooked up with that Jesse kid last night and he really reminded me of a "three legged turtle". It was terrible

by Double wide queen April 21, 2014

THREE LEGGED MONSTER

A person who has three legs. Usually named jared.

Attracts only ones and fours

How does jared walk. He is a three legged monster

by mr.steelyogurl February 22, 2017

Three Legged Penis

When your getting head and you have three balls.

Damn thats a nice Three Legged Penis

by SpecializedEdisonCreator January 16, 2021