Man I hooked up with that Jesse kid last night and he really reminded me of a "three legged turtle". It was terrible
by Double wide queen April 21, 2014
Get the Three legged turtlemug. by DBW379 April 27, 2022
Get the Three Legged Mexican Ratmug. A neighbor representing two inches of tiny tantrum. The most he will ever use his third leg is jacking off to a pack mule eating oats. Also can be defined as one who symbolizes a true pussy.
Kyle crane stop being a three-legged twat sickle, and stop picking up BOFUBs. Quit getting sodomized by the imbred mule that lives in your basement. Talk to a decent looking girl you three-legged twat sickle.
by garatee baby May 1, 2011
Get the three-legged TWAT SICKLEmug. First a woman bends over and grabs something sturdy, then a man enters her from the rear, the man then firmly grasps her hair and one at a time proceeds to place his feet flat on her back while continuing to plow her from behind then triumphantly clucking at the top of his lungs, like an crazed rock climber who is clinging on for dear life!
Damn dude that girl from the bar was so freaky we did the three legged chicken dance until I fell off and got a concussion!
by Drew P Cock January 22, 2017
Get the three legged chicken dancemug. A sex move where a woman (or man if thats what floats your boat)is in the process of doing squats at the gym and she realizes that she needs a spotter; thats where the man comes in. The man is sitting nude, fully erect on a three legged stool under the woman. Holding the womans ta ta's for support, the man gets ready to enter. When the woman comes down with her squat, the man penetrates, trying not to fall over on account of the three legged stool being wobbly.
The woman should have as little weight as possible when she is doing squats, to speed it up a little.
"Three legged" in this move has a double meaning if you catch my drift.
The woman should have as little weight as possible when she is doing squats, to speed it up a little.
"Three legged" in this move has a double meaning if you catch my drift.
FREDRICO: "Dude! I three legged spot n' squated this chick at the gym last night!!"
STAVROS: "haHA, nice"
STAVROS: "haHA, nice"
by Peeyimp January 6, 2008
Get the three legged spot n' squatmug. When a dude uses a "rowing machine" while watching porn or otherwise "horny", causing him to row with 3 legs.
by Z-Dict February 24, 2021
Get the Three-Leg Rowingmug. by mr.steelyogurl February 22, 2017
Get the THREE LEGGED MONSTERmug.