Beard Threshold

When your facial hair constitutes, unequivocally, a beard. Or when your facial hair is now a sign of a deliberate aesthetic choice. This is opposed to someone who simply hasn't shaved in a while or keeps a token amount of short facial hair that really just makes them look lazy or because they are lazy.

"My whole face looks longer today, it must be because I passed the beard threshold"

x- "What do you think of my new beard?"
y- "that's not a beard, you haven't reached the beard threshold"
x-"but I haven't shaved in like 5 days!"
y-"It's still a little patchy, you'll hit the beard threshold soon."

scruff, peach fuzz, facial hair

by pman22 April 8, 2010

birthday threshold

The level of friendship you deem necessary to exist between you and a friend to warrant posting on their wall when Facebook alerts you it is in fact their birthday.

Wife: Hey, honey, did you wish my cousin Jay a "Happy Birthday" on Facebook?
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.

by DarkWingSchmuck September 21, 2016

The Manley Threshold

When developing a piece of software, the point at which you would harm yourself should the code be lost for whatever reason.

Can be recognized by the developer themself or by an observer of the developer.

You’re past the Manley Threshold. Is the code backed up? You’d better make sure your code is backed up.

by PatientSpouse December 17, 2020

Trailer Thrashed

The ensued drunkenness from drinking Ice House, Coors, and etc way too much to the point where not only is one trashed... but thrashed. Usually one's drunkenness is beyond consciousness and loses recollection due to being not only belligerently drunk, but violently affiliated with others or just nothing at all.

Friend #1 -"Uhhh, why is (said person here) screaming and punching the palm tree outside?"
Friend #2 -"Oh, he/she decided to get three 24 packs of Ice House and I think he/she walked into the damn thing. He/she's Trailer Thrashed."
Friend #1 -"Such belligerence!"

by JamesPaiva! April 18, 2010

Minimum Profanity Threshold

The minimum amount of cursing and swearing required to resolve a problem.

Jack's car stalled on the highway and refused to start until Jack reached the minimum profanity threshold.

by okla_ddog December 9, 2010

Ashlee Simpson Threshold

n. The point that must be exceeded by exposure to crappy music to begin producing the given effect or result, or to elicit the response of, preferring to listen to the music of Ashlee Simpson.

I cannot listen to Green Day, Coldplay, or the Killers anymore. They have all breached my Ashlee Simpson Threshold.

by Mike MacLellan Esq. June 21, 2006

thrashoholic

a metalhead who is addicted to the sub-genre of metal known as thrash. Bands they listen to may include but are not limited to: old-school Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Anthrax, Kreator, Testament, Pantera, Helloween, Nuclear Assault, Death Angel, Machinehead, Overkill, etc.
Have the classic thrash look, meaning they wear denim/leather, have band patches, band shirts, and have long hair.

You know you're a thrashoholic when you listen to 80's thrash for six hours straight.

by thrashwolf666 December 25, 2010