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Thombas

Thombas is a very small man who still is believed to have a very small dick and very weird eye color but that is easily countered by his funny sense of humor and a very high IQ. He is mostly referred as an Asian human calculator but is mostly alone as his hobby is playing games that most people hate diss-lick. Thombas is a very rare nickname and could ruin some of your life of getting bullied but if you get past that you will be a man referred to a human calculator
Thombas can be used in a sentence like "Thombas your suck a dick" or "Thombas you have small gay"
by Thombas February 10, 2019
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Thobani

Sweet name really for sweet guys people with the name Thobani are mostly a bit shy and don't like most attention but mostly get the hottest girls
by Crasher Leya November 23, 2021
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thoobik

Adjective: spiffing, shiny, brilliant, awesome.

Generally a particularly strong positive description.
"That's a thoobik 5.5 GHz PC you picked up, Steve!"
by Nathan Savir May 22, 2004
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Tooba

A firecracker, or otherwise also known as a "pattakah", this firecracker in form of a woman will ruin your life with her constant emo thoughts. This firecracker will lure you in with her cute charms and looks and when you least expect it BOOM she attacks and you are stuck in her lust with no way out.
BUT don't be fooled get her angry and she will end her little firecrakcer minions after you to ruin your life. Translated into hindi you could also call her : kameeni aurat.
- stop talking to me or I will shove a tooba up your butt
by rasstaman November 30, 2011
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Thorback

A diminutive individual of Scandinavian stock resembling a caveman or exhibiting symptoms of cretinism.

Obsessed with small hunting dogs and destroying humanity, they can often be found looking vengeful and puzzled at the same time.

Originates from throwback (a primitive human derived from modern people) and Thor, a viking god.
There's Thorback...Watch out man, that guy is crazy.
by ns December 6, 2003
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Thookal Poomba

Thookaling the Poomba.
Person A - Easy blad, wha blizzle?

Person B - Thookal Poomba
by Hoobs July 10, 2004
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Theobald Wolfgang

A Theobald Wolfgang is a person whose personality is tinged with sarcasm, which is used as a self defense mechanism in all situations. He/she will keep Orbit in business during his/her lifetime due to an insatiable chewing gum fetish.

A Theobald Wolfgang will also generally be obsessed with the movie 500 Days of Summer and Actimel yogurt drinks. He/she usually has a remarkable ability to quote entire scenes of movies perfectly but will struggle to explain exactly what the movie itself is about.

While he/she dislikes most animals, a Theobald Wolfgang will generally have an odd obsession with cats, often keeping two at a time in his/her company.

A Theobald Wolfgang will also employ a chant known only as 'The Chop' from time-to-time in an ability to highlight how obvious a statement made by his/her companion is. However, this chant is usually met with looks of incredulity from all within ear-shot of the conversation for its almost mocking tone and condescending manner.

A Theobald Wolfgang enjoys writing and playing football in his/her spare time, but will modestly claim to be useless at both despite the many accolades and praises of his/her peers.
"You got any chewing gum, Mick?

"Yeah man, here." (hands Paul a stick of gum)

"I knew you'd have some, you're such a Theobald Wolfgang."

***

"Man, I got Theobald Wolfganged by Christopher today."

"How so?"

"Well, we were talking about the Leeds-Spurs match and I was all like, 'Man, I can't believe Leeds could beat United but lose to Spurs', and he just started doing the Chop chant at me!"

***

"I was talking to Michelle the other day about 500 Days of Summer."

"That's not an intelligent thing to do, Maria."

"Tell me about it, I got one quote wrong and she essentially quoted the whole film back to me!"

"That's your own fault, you KNOW Michelle's a Theobald Wolfgang."

***

"Jesus, that Alana one really is modest, isn't she?"

"Yeah, I mean those poems she wrote were fantastic, she deserved her merit award from the school, yet still she gave your man, Jack, the award instead."

"Yeah."

(both people sigh)

"That's a Theobald Wolfgang for you."
by Theobald Wolfgang February 4, 2010
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