when you take a week old cannoli, put it into your partner's ass hole (preferably if named Donny or Pauly), then place a candle or other instrument of a wax coat over sed asshole, light the candle and melt the wax to seal the flavor like Thomas Jefferson stamping one of his world famous letters.
Hey, I just hit a new milestone in my relationship with my girlfriend. Last night she gave me the Thomas Jefferson Express!
- Nice bro, #goals
- Nice bro, #goals
by Pauly the brooklyn itilian February 13, 2018
When someone unintentionally self-sabotages themselves on a date by being overly sensitive about a food/drink choice made by their dining companion
“Listen Miles, if they want to drink merlot, we’re drinking Merlot.”
“No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving, I AM NOT drinking any FUCKING MERLOT!”
“Okay relax Miles, fine no merlot. Don’t pull a nervous Thomas Jefferson.”
“No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving, I AM NOT drinking any FUCKING MERLOT!”
“Okay relax Miles, fine no merlot. Don’t pull a nervous Thomas Jefferson.”
by Thomasjefferson15 July 12, 2022
(in Foundationally Black American theory) the complex of emotions aroused in a racist white male, by a conscious ravenous sexual desire for a woman of Black/African descent and wish to avoid advances from or towards Non-Black women. (In reference to the case of Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings).
White Male with TJC: “Hello beautiful, chocolate, melanin goddess. Call me massa my beautiful, chocolate, melanin goddess”
Black Woman: “Your Thomas Jefferson complex is showing”.
Black Woman: “Your Thomas Jefferson complex is showing”.
by golfprideworldwide April 17, 2021
"Have you ever been to Asia?"
"No but I've been to Thomas Jefferson high school in WA if that counts."
"No but I've been to Thomas Jefferson high school in WA if that counts."
by rfbuervibrw March 02, 2014
Person A: “Hey, isn’t your boyfriend on the football team at Thomas Jefferson High School?”
Person B: “Not anymore, he broke his straightedge and fractured his compass during a scrimmage last weekend.”
Person B: “Not anymore, he broke his straightedge and fractured his compass during a scrimmage last weekend.”
by Maggie Walker Student October 30, 2017
A hairstyle worn by girls with short hair just long enough for an itty bitty pony tail located on the nap of the neck. Looks oddly similar to the pony tails worn by our founding fathers. Most often found on scene chicks.
"Did Rachel cut her already super short scene hair all off?"
"Oh no, just look in back. She's sporting a tiny thomas jefferson pony tail."
"Oh no, just look in back. She's sporting a tiny thomas jefferson pony tail."
by the_elroy_elevator June 08, 2007
-A middle school located in Fair Lawn.
-Home of the two younger Maggio's, the youngest Strayer, the high school basketball coach's daughter, miss "princess" jersey, and one of the renound Guerreri brothers, but he no longer attends. Just glad to have his famousness to spice up this definition.
-Also home to the most loved art teacher in all the town. (we love w______)
-Where just about every guy you'll meet does either dip--or the newest trend, smoking cigars. Wow, you must be pretty B.A. to do that.
-Where the word syke is overly used.
-Where everyone seems to think they're black, even when they're the whitest of the white.
-Where "get some" seems to be the new catchphrase, and nude pictures fly around.
-Home of the two younger Maggio's, the youngest Strayer, the high school basketball coach's daughter, miss "princess" jersey, and one of the renound Guerreri brothers, but he no longer attends. Just glad to have his famousness to spice up this definition.
-Also home to the most loved art teacher in all the town. (we love w______)
-Where just about every guy you'll meet does either dip--or the newest trend, smoking cigars. Wow, you must be pretty B.A. to do that.
-Where the word syke is overly used.
-Where everyone seems to think they're black, even when they're the whitest of the white.
-Where "get some" seems to be the new catchphrase, and nude pictures fly around.
Bob: Yo, homie. You get some from that Magg girl last night?
Fred: Syke! I was too busy having a dip.
Bob: Ah shit, yo. Did you see that picture that soccer chick with the thighs sent?
Fred: Yea! She was HAIRY. Let's go out and have a smoke.
Bob: Aight, but we best make it quick. Don't forget we gotta go to school tomorrow.
Fred: Yea, home of that girl's song about the wonderful Thomas Jefferson Middle School.
Bob: Syke!
Fred: Syke! I was too busy having a dip.
Bob: Ah shit, yo. Did you see that picture that soccer chick with the thighs sent?
Fred: Yea! She was HAIRY. Let's go out and have a smoke.
Bob: Aight, but we best make it quick. Don't forget we gotta go to school tomorrow.
Fred: Yea, home of that girl's song about the wonderful Thomas Jefferson Middle School.
Bob: Syke!
by xoMYsTeRYox May 30, 2008