Someone who arrives at a conspiracy theory before it's cool or well known-- i.e. before it's posted on Infowars or Reddit.
Ron: "I thought Building 7 was suspicious before Loose Change was even released."
Stefan: "You're such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist."
Stefan: "You're such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist."
by peacechicken December 22, 2012
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Conspiracy theorist: "Reptilians control the world's most prominent bloodlines!"
Unfortunate listener: "Zzzz..."
Conspiracy theorist: "You are blind to THEIR lies, person who won't hang on every word I blather! I pour scorn upon you!"
Unfortunate listener: "Yeah, whatever."
Unfortunate listener: "Zzzz..."
Conspiracy theorist: "You are blind to THEIR lies, person who won't hang on every word I blather! I pour scorn upon you!"
Unfortunate listener: "Yeah, whatever."
by The_Mad_Thinker December 17, 2008
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Paranoid, angry, or attention seeking wannabe college dropouts who think that by looking at shoddy footage of controversial events and mincing the words of eye witnesses they can piece together their own, delusional version of "The truth" about what REALLY happened that day.
Tin foil hats may or may not be worn.
Tin foil hats may or may not be worn.
Everybody should listen to Conspiracy Theorists, they know "The truth" because they haven't been bought out by 'The Man' like those silly scientists. What do they know, what with their PhDs? And their testing? And their research? They obviously don't know shit about what REALLY happened. Just look at this video of the event, see that plane? IT'S A MISSILE.
by CommandoDude August 5, 2010
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2) Someone who still believes there's a difference between either major political and refuses to understand that regardless of party, government always has been, and always will be the enemy of humanity.
2) Someone who still believes there's a difference between either major political and refuses to understand that regardless of party, government always has been, and always will be the enemy of humanity.
Anyone who has lived through the last 20 years and still thinks the government is here to help is a complacency theororist.
by LibertyRevolutionary January 5, 2021
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Conspiracy Theorists: Hey! Why did these two buildings collapse, those two planes couldn't have done that!
2: Wait a second.. I think JFKs brains sprayed the wrong way!
2: Wait a second.. I think JFKs brains sprayed the wrong way!
by Eliwashere March 25, 2008
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Get the Conspiracy Theorists mug.Tim: Did you hear that the conspiracy theorists are claiming that the Rockefeller Foundation is funding the covid passports?
Bob: No, but I heard that they think the "Build Back Better" motto comes from The Great Reset & politicians were chanting it worldwide during 2020 lmaooo. Idiots!
Bob: No, but I heard that they think the "Build Back Better" motto comes from The Great Reset & politicians were chanting it worldwide during 2020 lmaooo. Idiots!
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