Val

Val is that bitch with the hottest fucking tits and the most massive ass. Her pussy is GOD and she sucks dick like a fucking vacuum cleaner. I’ve seen her lick pussy and it’s low key fire never cummed so fast in my life. Damn I would fucking die for Val.

Bro: Hey you see Val’s pussy?
Bro 2: BRO I DID IT WAS SO J U I C Y!

by daddypancakes October 29, 2020

val

The world consists of good and evil; ying and yang.
The world and life itself, is good.
To even out all this goodness, there has to be an equal evil.

Thus Val was created.

Some say the balance between good and evil is uneven,
citing that val is much to much compared to the good side.

x: Hey man! Today is such a goooood day!
y: Val.
x: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by elchristobale July 28, 2008

val

A person from The Valley.

She is so stupid. Is she a Val?

by Insane Nu Yawka August 8, 2005

Val

The abbreviated name for the store Val Surf.

Yo dawg, did you get that shirt from Val?

by abbreviator 123 September 12, 2010

val

Sort for the word valid which means good to go Or very pretty depending on how you use it

“You know Jessica, she is type val.”
“Are we val to go to the party tonight.”

by Artwalker November 16, 2019

Val

A confusingly amazing person? Their mind is so weird and yet interesting. They are nice and someone great to be friends with( maybe more :)) Honestly though if you have the chance enjoy their company... They are truly, truly a unique breed and quality.

Val and Luis are the best couple.

by Mysterious_Yandere April 20, 2023

Val

Valium, trade name of diazepam - it's a tranquiliser, float through customs - ooooooo!

please doctor i am nervous about my exams, can i have some vals, 5s please, and lots of them

by Richard Parker October 3, 2003