Queens of the Stone Age

the band from which the best music comes from

Shit, QOTSA is fucking awesome.

by just57 November 3, 2003

sword in the stone

The act occurs when a couple are having sex without a condom and the male does not "pull out" before ejaculating. The idea is that he is suppose to but it feels too good or he just doesnt give a fuck.

"I had sex with Hannah last night and fell victim to the sword in the stone, i busted inside of her."

by NeonBlack26 July 18, 2009

The Sword-in-the-Stone

While recieving a handjob the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks up very forcefully everyfew seconds. Like the boy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Camelot.

Nancy gave me the sword-in-the-stone last night
I kept screaming in pain but she thought they were moans of pleasure
and now my dick looks like a slinky

by DjDildo March 11, 2010

The Sword in the Stone

A novel of the legends of King Arthur written by T.H. White. The movie, created by Disney, is the best movie ever.

Hey man, have you heard of that kick ass movie The Sword in the Stone?

by carly December 15, 2004

scope the stone

to examine jewelry, usually a diamond ring, and usually on the finger of a woman who has just received it from her boyfriend/fiancee/husband.

Sara: My husband gave me a beautiful ring for our anniversary.
Sue: Oh cool! Let me scope the stone!

by Lebendy-leben January 29, 2010

Boned to the Stone

When you’re so stoned that you start subconsciously switching the beginning sounds in words

E-cig ripped the bong so hard that he got boned to the stone

by Asian Tom Cruise May 8, 2019

Romancing the Stone

Having sex (regular or receiving oral) while passing a kidney stone in hopes that it will pass when you ejaculate.

Phil: How goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?

Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.

Phil: I found my car keys up there once....

by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010