pan-splatter

1. Explosive diarrhea that is excreted with fire-hose-like ferocity thus splattering the entire toilet pan. Usually an extremely discomforting experience producing loud sounds. Mostly accompanied by a nauseatingly stenchful odour on par with a Hump-back-dinga.

2. skat-splatt

(noun)

"That's the problem hot curries and beer... you just know when you wake up the next day that you're on for a full-on Pan-splatter every time."

by Bigtoke September 8, 2009

splatter shot

deficating explosivley all over not only one's toilet seat but the walls, floor, sink and or bathtub of an enemy's restroom. see 'germantown splatter shot' as well.

i just gave teddys apartment a mean splatter shot.

by ed,sarah,katy and joey September 28, 2008

out splatter

It's what happens when a drop of water hits something and the drop breaks. It's the water that spills outside the drop.

A drop of water hit my tongue and I could feel the out splatter all over my tongue.

by The mad thinker. June 7, 2019

splatter chatter

Convulsions, with rapid series of short high-pitched sounds that seem to resemble speech, that occurs during an orgasm.

Yo, Becky was all splatter chatter when I fucked her for the 4th time Friday night.

by rjk17 November 28, 2009

Splatter Butt

A condition one has after eating at the 915 in Ft. Thomas

Seems like every time I go to the Feezee I get a mean case of splatter butt.

by Pedro2010 January 23, 2009

splatter boxing

when a man and a woman are having intercourse and the woman punches the man's genitals until he cums.

Kyle: Why are you always having sex with your girl?
Sean: Because she is great at splatter boxing

by royaltibuelotgo'sbuttcheacs March 30, 2022

Jam splatter

When a girl is on her period

'she made me do her up the bum cause she was on her Jam Splatter'

by Jeffy Bowen May 23, 2012