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The "Fuck Yourself" Roast

This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."
Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."

"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"
by Bullyimmunebitch May 11, 2020
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The Roman Empire Roast Game

The fact that Roman families literally ate their own children as their "Saturnalia Feasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in the titular god of agriculture, Saturn.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.

Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
Citizens of Rome, hear me now! Just as those distant peoples—whom we shall name "Americans"—will, in the fullness of time, some two thousand five hundred years hence, engage in such folly, so too do we, the sons and daughters of this great Empire, partake in mirth and jest. Yet, what they will one day call their own, we have already named and perfected. Behold, it is called *Ludus Imperii Romani*—The Roman Empire Roast Game!

In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
by The Gallagher April 7, 2025
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The spit in spit-roast

The spit in spit-roast is two guys's dicks fucking another guy in his mouth and asshole.
My roomies in my pod gave me The spit in spit-roast last night!
by eda-skip March 6, 2022
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the roaster

The appropriate description of defecating on an oven tray which is then placed in the oven on high bake, ideally fan, and with the oven closed, left to roast.
Man, this party sucks. Lets do the Roaster and get the hell outta here!
by Pete Kampas August 21, 2007
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The Roasted Fink

A coffee connoisseur’s ideal roast. Special beans procured from the rarest of plants, roasted by a man who’s passion is for crafting the best brew! The best coffee around!
Yo, have you tried the Roasted Fink Coffee, it’s the fucking best!
by Sewermonkey September 3, 2021
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pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire

Wheres there's hope theres a way, just start pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire
by Uncle Dimma July 10, 2021
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The Roastmaster

noun
Someone who has a weak roast game.
Friend 1: I swear I will punch you in the face.
Friend 2: You won't do shit, Skeletor-lookin' ass.
Friend 1: Wow bud, you are the Roastmaster.
by Jew Wizard Lv. 99 January 17, 2017
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