A massive over-powered video game melee weapon that resembles male genitals.
Look at this noob, he's using the pwner boner (energy sword), and hasn't gotten a single kill!
by IEatSJWsForBreakfast April 16, 2015
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you draw a dog with a huge boner and the you piss people off (mainly teachers & bitches) and you get better levels as you go. once you get to 40 you can tell other dawggy pwners what to do. or your just make it up like mac
look dawggy pwners pissed off mrs. poore
by a DAWGGY PWNER April 4, 2012
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1: The noob pwner a person who pwns noobs
2: Dancing while playing video games
3: MaTt EdMiNsTeR (The pwner)

Eddie pwned kyle cause hes a noob pwner
by Matt edminster July 22, 2006
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1. One who is notorious for extremely aggresive anal intrusions (e.g Porn Actor Max Hardcore )

2. A Gamer Fag (PC, or otherwise) who is so enthusiastic about gaming, that it is suspected that he/she is a flagrant homosexual who plays games only for the opportunity to frequently use sexual domination type references (e.g pwned, rapeage, Slut Bag etc.)
1. Holy shit! This is legal to film?! That guy's a poophole pwner!

2. Wow, that loser is still talking shit on CS. What is he? Some kind of poophole pwner?
by AngryCanadian October 30, 2006
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a fully erect penis that is a direct result of doing well or "pwning" in a shooting game. It is from of an inferiority complex in which a psychological trigger is such that the virtual acts of handling a gun and shooting translate directly as a faux-penis. The disorder mostly effects "under-developed" males, whose latent insecurity often manifests itself during such bouts of "masculine dominance". Believed to be homoerotic in nature, groups of pwner "enthusiasts" have become popular in instant gratification games that allow players to kill quickly and often. The largest population of men who suffer from this condition are members of the Modern Warfare 2 communities. If left untreated "pwner syndrome" can develop into UPW (Uncontrollable Penis Waggle).
dual wielding model 1887 shotguns...ZOMG PWNER!
by Snack_Cake July 7, 2010
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1.One who personifies the act of UBER PWNAGE.
2.One who demonstrates a heightened level of physical ability or prowess.
3.Individual who accels in the art of killing and/or maiming other gamers.
Lute had 23 kills in a row which made him a Raging Pwner.

The guy that hit 6 homeruns in one game was a Raging Pwner.
by Lute Burgess April 30, 2008
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A noob PWNER, or also known as a noob owner is one who spends his or her time pwning noobs. Noobs consist of the online gamers with horrible gamer tags. Some examples of these gammer tags are; bracken30, urmom, and raveu1224!!!
It is noob pwners duties to stop these noobs from, noobing people online video game experiences up. Noob pwners are very prestigious gamers and only come in a rare few.
Noob PWNER "raveu1224 is a noob at halo, he gets pwned all the time by Noob PWNER"
by vixymixy January 20, 2009
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