pollen count

When you count how many tampons are in the trash to figure out how far along the chicks period is.

Dude your mom's pollen count is high, she's almost ready. M

by edanger October 21, 2012

Pollen Bunny

An Asian woman who is cute and adorable and primarily attracted towards black men. Just like a Snow Bunny but yellow and or pale. She likes her coffee like she likes her men "niga" (にが)

"Damn bae, yo lotus flower got my BBC lit wit yo Pollen Bunny Ahh"

"BBC lookin for a Pollen Bunny to study chemistry with"

"Dayum! Ayo c'mere!!! Pollen Bunny got an gyatt on her liek wassup"

"Love ma lil Pollen Bunny tits"

by GBoonaw November 26, 2024

Graham's maw's pollen

Pure bangimg ganja of mythical proportions that has never been smoked due to how much of a pot head bastard graham is cuz the cunt puffed it all

Have you had Graham's maw's pollen

by Fuck kettle May 17, 2019

pollen-float

the feeling after a satisfying big sneeze, that leaves you mildly disoriented.

bless the man, he's pollen-floating.

by jediaelthepeel May 4, 2020

Pollen Paint Job

When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.

Dude One: Dude!!! It's Spring! You know what that means?
Dude Two: Yea......A pollen paint job.

by Brodg10 May 2, 2010

Sex pollen

A trope used in fanfiction where characters will inhale something or whatever and then it'll make them really horny or it'll have consequences if they don't have sex. Usually it follows the fuck or die trope

Person 1: I love the Sex pollen trope, especially when used in conjunction with the fuck or die trope 🤓☝️
Person 2: tf is that

by darkbluedelight May 2, 2025

Sea Pollen

A special type of pollen that comes from the sea.

Wow there is a lot of sea Pollen around today.

by Princessmh June 27, 2023