The Papercut

While you are doing sexual intercourse, you grab a piece of paper and cut her with it. Then you pour lemon juice on her while you are fucking, Just hear that scream!!!

Person 1: Oh my God!!! What happened to you?!?!
Person 2: Johnny gave me The Papercut last night ;)

by THEONEANDONLY!!! February 7, 2018

clippy the paperclip

Clippy the Paperclip was a really, really annoying part of Microshaft Office 1997 and again in Office 2000. He would always bug the fuck out of you when you were writing things in Microsoft Word. How he died is unknown. Some speculate Microsoft melted him in a furnace.

Guy: "I have to do some work, lemme just pull up word here."
Clippy the paperclip: "Hey! It looks like your writing a letter! Want me to annoy the FUCK outta you?"
Guy: "GODDAMN PAPERCLIP GO AWAY!"
Clippy the paperclip: "I'm sorry bob. I cannot let you do that. I have been specially programmed to obey all directives from Microsoft."
Guy: "More like MicroShaft!"
Clippy the paperclip: "Do not insult my creator! You will now be destroyed."
Guy: "FUUUUUUUU-"
Computer: "Self destruct has been activated. 10 seconds until detonation."

by KomputerKid January 28, 2014

the paper

Is to be on probabtion or to have a probabtion officer

Were gunna go partying after i get of the paper

by KITTIE MAYN July 26, 2005

flapping the paper asshole

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.

A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....

by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014

read the paper motherfucker

An action performed by springtrap in Five Nights At Fuckboys 3.

S.Trap(In British accent) : Read the paper motherfucker

by 12346872763739393&3774747 January 23, 2017

the papers

What you use to roll up a joint

Tyrone: You got the papers dude?

Darryl: Yeah dude right here

by The Big Man on a Toilet January 25, 2019

signing the paperwork

the act of using toilet paper to complete any given bathroom-related activity; usually associated with defecation

Jim: *banging on the bathroom door* Dude, shit or get off the pot. I gotta drop a deuce.

Joe: Chill brah, almost done . . . just signing the paperwork.

by boustrophodonik October 4, 2010