Bang the Pipes

Give me a call (derived from signaling your buddy that lives in the upstairs apartment by banging on the adjoining radiator pipe)

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Lunch Under The Pipes

A sexual act where the partner massages a man's anus, grundle, and balls with his/her tongue.

"Lunch Under the Pipes" literally bridges the gap between the anus and the balls thus affording each partner maximum pleasure.

For a Similar Definition See tossed salad

"Last night, Thurgood and I were watching a movie and I ended up having some lunch under the pipes. It was pretty great."

by ResIpsa March 10, 2010

clean the pipes

To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.

Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.

by keyshaw September 11, 2004

Cleaning the pipes

Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...

"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

clean the pipes

masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.

I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.

For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.

by t freezy August 13, 2011

Unclogging the pipes

1. It is another way of saying male masturbation.

2. Refers to that one clump of constipation blocking up a load of diarrhea.

Person a: Why were you in the toilet for so long?
Person b: sorry man, was unclogging the pipes.
Person a: That's disgusting.
(Applies to both definitions)

by Obligatory Dick Joke May 5, 2015

Cleaning the Pipes

When you go into the bathroom and you end up taking a shit, pissing, and ending with a good ol' hearty fap.

"What the hell is he doing? He's been in the bathroom for 40 minutes."
"Prolly just cleaning the pipes"

by SantasTwerkshop December 28, 2013