Tuesday Nooner

Extra lovin' of the lady parts between brunch and dinner.

Danielle wasn't ready to admit how much she enjoyed the good old Tuesday Nooner.

by Mullet lovin' 6969 February 12, 2021

nooner-bits

Not having actual sex during lunch, but having parts of it, like blowjob, eating out, fingering ect.... during lunch

"Jane and I pulled off some quick nooner-bits in the office earlier today."

by braves505 July 14, 2009

Self-Nooner

Unable to find a partner, you retire to the bathroom to pleasure yourself on your lunch hour.

The chick from accounting rejected me so I retired to the bathroom for a self-nooner!

by Mr. Winter February 2, 2007

Nooner Pooper

Lunch time sex break but with a twist, anal sex is involved.

WallyB pays a visit to Saggy to perform a nooner pooper on her during his lunch hour. A Happy WallyB leaves right after all soiled up but with a smile.

by OGBOLO March 2, 2010

Jobby Nooner

Mardi Gras of the Midwest; Drunken orgy that takes place over Memorial and Labor Day Weekends on Gull Island, Michigan

Work? Fuck no; it's Jobby Nooner time!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Nooner Etiquette

Proper code of behavior for a lunch time fuck. Commonly held expectations such as going at it right away with limited foreplay, keeping clothing from getting rumbled and watching that there aren't any noticeable sex stains anywhere on you when you are finished. Also applies to hotel employees not asking people checking in at noon if they have any luggage, need a dinner reservation or a late check out.

"Damn, that front desk clerk had such bad nooner etiquette asking me if I needed help with my luggage when it was obvious to everyone that we were just there for an hour to fuck!"

by IrishJock May 5, 2010

Power Nooner

The act of mid-day sex prescribed to induce a power nap.

My wife is home and I have a long lunch so I think I'll take a Power Nooner.

by YoMomAnDems October 14, 2016