The Noodle Dream

Getting fucked in the ass and using hot sauce as lube, or pre hot sauce-lubricated condoms. This must be done to counter the after effects of eating 5-star Thai food.

Darien’s favorite position is The Noodle Dream.

by LittleChingChong February 22, 2019

Spanking the noodle

Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

DAMN! "I just spanked my noodle Jimbo". Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

by Spanking that September 9, 2016

Wrestlein' the noodle

wacking off,playing with yourself

adam sandler was wrestlein' the noodle last night

by HonkeySpivey18 May 10, 2010

the noodler

one who causes people to noodle out of shear awesomeness he/she causes others to over do it in drinking or sexual endeavor etc.

dude shes a baddass dont drink all of that right now your not going to impress her ,shes a the Noodler!

by nero noodle May 12, 2014

cook the noodle

When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.

Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!

by MSM Kids December 25, 2013

Let the noodle slide

To engage in sexual intercourse with a minimum of one penis involved.

“Hey bro, how’d your date go? Did she let the noodle slide?”

by Noodle slider May 4, 2018

Saucin the noodle

Having sex with a girl on her period.

Steve: Yo, so I took this girl to pound town yesterday when I noticed she was really wet. So I looked down and BAM! Blood everywhere...

Tayler: Oh dude, she was saucin the noodle?! Weak bro...

by Stephler May 20, 2018