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Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.

Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.
Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Man's on the munch 

When man, typically you (the person reading) is about to eat, or is eating. Could also be used to say someone else is eating or is hungry.
EX1;
Dedoid: "Oi Connor, Felix looks hungry, don' he?"
Connor: "Yeah, man's on the munch."

EX2;

Dedoid: "Oi Connor, come play xbox with the lads."
Connor: "Man's on the munch."
Man's on the munch by PlazmaWolffe November 15, 2016

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader

on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search
I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.

The Man Show 

A Show Mainly Targeted at Men, the Aim to be a Riotus Celebration of all things Male. The show Was funny for a Time while Still being Hosted by Adam Corolla And Jimmy Kimmel. The show Rapidly went Downhill when They Retired.
It is one of those shows Where you either Love it or Hate it.
When you love it, you think that there could be no show better, But if you hate it, you think it is infantile crap only watched by Giggling teenage idiots looking to get thier rocks off over the juggies.
Such is life.
"Quit your job and light a fart, yank your favorite private part, Its, The, Man show" - Part of the man show theme song
The Man Show by Churba December 8, 2004

the man show 

A show that was mildly amusing when it had Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla. Now it's just a piece of bullshit with a couple of talentless boners as hosts.
I hope they cancel the man show and put those two asshats who host it in the gas chamber for show murder.
the man show by Mortenson January 29, 2004

the man show 

A show that used to be good until Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel retired, then it just turned into total crap.
the man show by dj_gs68 November 3, 2003