Louie

Louie has three personality's that he uses on different people, to some people he’s a smart, kind boy who is athletic loves football and is the purest thing on earth. To others, or his best mates he’s a weird, athletic footie fan who’s intelligent and calls himself handsome. Then to the people he has a crush on, he’s clingy annoying and self centred. He secretly cares abt you and tries to atleast touch your hand, once he’s your boyfriend, you get into fights he leaves u out for other girls and has abt 20 crushes on other people. If your in his class and your a woman, he will probably have a crush on u and when he does get together with u for that 1 week, he develops another crush. Watch out because you either want to never meet a louie or become enemies with a Louie (He’ll probs have a crush on u forever and until you get together, won’t leave you alone)

*random girl*- Hey Louie! I’ve heard-
*Louie*- Hey bbg, wanna hang our someday?
*random girl*- I’m sorry I don’t like you
*Louie*- It’s okay, there’s always another time your free *winks*
*random girl*- *walks away* oh boy I hate all Louies

by Hihihellohihi August 29, 2021

Louie

A kid that walks with a zombie limb, as well as responds to zombie. Also is attracted to women with big belly’s and hairy vaginas

Wow that kid bashing his head to his music is acting like a Louie

by Spiral Penis Juice December 7, 2017

Louie

a bitch

I'm a Louie

by hi person reading my name November 18, 2019

Louie

A louie is a person or usually an entire family that is so inbred that they lose track of how they are actually related. Most of the time, the mother and father of a louie will be the same person, and possibly even the child of the louie.

Louies will often eat family pets for their dinner, so it is not uncommon for neighbouring cats and dogs to go missing around the time of Christmas to be served to the rest of the louies with their roast spuds and gravy.

Look over there, what a louie! I bet it's mum and dad are the same person!

by FoddyM April 20, 2015

Louie

A left-hand turn, usually when driving.

Bang a louie right there!

by Eric January 26, 2005

LOUIE

A FAT FUCK UP WHO WILL KILL YOU IF HE PUTS HIS WEIGHT ON YOU. he acts tough but he is weak as hell. he has type 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 diabetes and he is gay.

a wild Louie tripped and died. there was a crater in the ground.

by Ssssssssssssssssssss454 November 17, 2019

Louie

1. The quality or condition of being stupid.
2. Lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity

1. Guy 1: I think it would be a good idea the jump off the roof.
Guy 2: (Slaps guy 1 on head) Louie.
2. I thought I could get away from the cops but I guess that was a Louie idea.

by Razorback September 14, 2007