squeeze the lemon

To press along the shaft of the dick in order to get out the last few drops of piss or cum.

I like to make sure I've gotten the last drops of piss outta my dick, so I squeeze the lemon before I go away from the urinal.

by pentozali April 11, 2009

Licking The Lemon

When You Give Oral Sex To A Female Who's Vagina Tastes Nasty & You Get The Face Of Eating A Lemon

Licking The Lemon = >.<

by JustAnotherKiddOnTheBlock May 17, 2014

Peeling the Lemon

Peeling the Lemon refers to the act of the woman peeling the man's ballsack off. Commonly mistaken to be the act of peeling a sour fruit.

Sally fucked Jerry hard last night. I heard she was Peeling the Lemon

by Sack Handle May 23, 2018

Squeezing the Lemon

The act of a guy peeing in a girl's butthole and then proceeding to suck the entire contents of her ass out.

"Last night Jimmy was squeezing the lemon with sally. It was hot!"

by LLLLL December 5, 2004

Squeeze The Lemon

The art of accelerating through a yellow light in the hopes of making the light. This practice often results in getting pinched by red light cams and horrific wrecks.

Hey Jeff, I squeeze the lemon at the I29 and Benson intersection whenever possible cuz that light takes fo eva.

by Thanus August 19, 2008

Catching the Lemon

The act of being forced to do something unpleasant that you would never begin to do in the first place, nor have any need to complete.

I wasn't going trying to, but I was totally catching the lemon when my co-worker asked me to cover for him.

by NicholasPickolas October 29, 2008

squeezing the lemon

When driving, accelerating through the yellow light in the five seconds before it turns red. Not technically illegal.

Quit squeezing the lemon, bro, you're scaring me.

I had to squeeze the lemon twice to get to work on time.

by my pseudonyms are all taken November 23, 2013