keep the stickers

Go fuck yourself.

Usually said when something goes awry.

This is the last time we will ever meet, bitch. Keep the stickers.

by anonymous March 2, 2005

keep the change

Term for a person swallowing cum while performing oral sex on a man.

Guy 1: Brenda blew me last night.
Guy 2: Did she keep the change?
Guy 1: Of couse! She always swallows!

by B TOWN BALLER January 8, 2008

Keep the change

When you impregnate a girl, do not stay around to be a father figure and do not pay for child support.

Dude, I think my condom broke when I was having sex with Molly Last night.
Do you think she's pregnant?
I don't know, but if she is I'm going to let her keep the change.

by dunlopallstar June 4, 2011

keep the dog off the half pipe

Due to the low center of mass of most dogs, people often think putting them on a skateboard and dropping them into a halfpipe would be a good idea. This could not be further from the truth, for anyone going down a halfpipe should wear the necessary equipment, and companies do not yet supply helmets to dogs. In conclusion, keep the dog off the halfpipe and stay safe.

Yo bro, you really shouldn't go out to that party during this pandemic.

Why?
Uh cuz keep the dog off the half pipe
ooo shit bro, you right

by bigthunker November 7, 2020

keep the barrel side out

To play down an argument within your peer group and instead focus on the enemy, dealing with the problem later.

“Let’s keep the barrel side out, fight the enemy; not each other.”

by IUseThe725 November 13, 2020

Keep the change

When you offer your friend a joint and they are allowed to smoke the rest of it.

“Hey can I hit that?”
“Sure! Keep the change”
“thanks bro!”

by crynne December 28, 2020

keep the equilibrium

Usually appears on YouTube videos (in the annotations) or wherever both "liking" and "disliking" is possible.
A request from the author to keep the number of likes and dislikes even. Possibly a Fuck You! to the Like System.

__________________________
l Keep the equilibrium, bitches! l
__________________________

475 Likes 501 Dislikes

"I said KEEP IT."

556 Likes 556 Dislikes

by LovetteCher August 6, 2011