Joe

The perfect guy who can make you feel like you're the only person in the universe. He showers you with compliments and truly means what he says. His voice gives you that warm, tingly feeling you can't shake every time you hear it. Every time he tells you he loves you, you can't stop smiling. He's completely honest about everything and won't lie to you for any reason, though he can keep your secrets and won't tell anyone. He's extremely protective and won't let any other guy get near you. He knows how to make you smile even when you're sad. When it's just you and him, everything just seems perfect. Every time you're away from him, all you can think about is him, and how much you miss him. Nothing else is more important. He's the perfect guy, and I'm so glad he's mine.
Random Stranger: Hey, do you know Joe?
Me: Yeah, he's mine, BACK OFF!!
by Kirawolfie June 22, 2012
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Joe

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Joe

Has a HUGE Penis

It’s just magical
It will change your life

Just take it
You won’t rgret it

The best move I ever made

I would do anything to meet him again

Don’t lose your opportunity to be with a joe
It’s an AMAZING experience!
Wow, last night me and this guy joe did it and it was GR8
by Sam.wooten. August 23, 2018
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joe

joe is a stupid meme that has the same stupid basis like ligma or sugma
friend 1 - "hey do you know joe?"

friend 2 - "no whos joe"

friend 1 - "joe mamma"

friend 2 - *throws themselves in front of an 18-wheeler*
by not mario blunt king October 23, 2019
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joe

Chicago Term for greeting a person or calling someone if you don't know their name. Even if you do know their name, you still call them joe.
What's up Joe.
Man, Joe, we went to this juke party last night...
by Raye-Raye March 23, 2006
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No Joe

As said by DaithiDeNogla when Joe peed on his keyboard.
No Joe you peed on my keyboard!
by Jazzymations January 16, 2018
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Joe

An unbelievably amazing man, who is extremely trustworthy and irresistible. Is always there for you when you need him. A genuinely kind person that once you get, you should never let go.
you are with a Joe? wow don't fuck it up!
by savy December 21, 2012
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