hoovered

to get an enormous or a great amount of hickeys on any visble body part

who hoovered you sarah?

by Jadababiez April 11, 2007

Hoover

someone who walks everywhere

I always see that dirty ass bum hoofing it on the side of the road. Cracka must not even own a car. What a Hoover.

by Nick D February 13, 2003

Hoover

an insane blowjob where your partner sucks so hard - you need to pull the bed sheet out of your asshole

Man, she looks like a hoover machine! Go get some!!

by Lonx January 13, 2004

hoovering

to consume a whole beverage in one gulp or eat food in the fewest bites as possible with out chewing.

Jim was hoovering down several 22 ounce beera at the bar last night in one gulp.
Melanie was in a pms moment and was hoovering down a piece of cake in two bites last time I saw her.

by Dan57 February 26, 2009

hoover

Someone that sucks a dangerous amount of cock.

Tommy's mum is such a Hoover.

by tibbons October 28, 2003

Hoover

Female version of a "tool". A girl/woman who overestimates her talents, intelligence, interest level to others, etc.

Triple-entendré implies domesticity, fellatio, and an aptitude for general "suckiness".

After an agonizing 5 minutes, the hoover's acoustic guitar breakup song was finally over.

by bpow1234 August 3, 2010

Hoover

An unintelligent, overweight, redneck man who hates intellectualism and blames and accuses people for dumb reasons.

That old fart acts more like a Hoover than ever before since he drove that pickup truck

by HTgqe April 15, 2022