hide the cucumber

A vegetarian euphemism for sexual intercourse.

After Tim and Melissa finished their tempeh, they went off to the bedroom for a round of hide the cucumber.

by Mr. Narglesby February 6, 2010

the greatest hide and seek player in the world

osama bin laden

i want to be the greatest hide and seek player in the world, oh wait i'm osama bin laden. I already am the greatest hide and seek player in the world.

by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm December 15, 2022

HIDE THE DRUGS

Exclamation to use when an authority figure (or just another friend) enters a room. Drugs and the hiding of them are both optional, but recommended.

Scene: a couple random dudes chillin someplace

some new dude walks in

random dude 1: OH SHIT HIDE THE DRUGS!
random dudes 2&3: What?????????? Dude, we're playing scrabble.

by kaytwo May 28, 2007

hide the finger

Slang for fingering a girl. Originated from the Youtube series "The Most Popular Girls in School."

Brittnay: We were having a fun day at the pool, and the next thing I know, Taylor McDevitt is playing Hide The Finger with my fucking boyfriend in the Lazy River!

by ghayes221 June 9, 2014

Hide The Salami

to have heterosexual intercourse as a man. Your penis is the salami, and it is hidden by inserting it into a woman's vagina.

If you could play one game for all 12 hours in a day, what would it be?

I'd play Hide The Salami. ;)

by desperado_gun February 21, 2010

hide the peanut butter

using a desert spoon to lather intimate parts of you with smooth sunpat in preparation for your cat/dog/liger to eat it off, it hurts so good.

"after playing hide the peanut butter ben's cat no longer looks him in the eye"

"which eye?"

by kjal May 15, 2010

hide the pickle

a girl and guy or 2 guys hiding a penis in various body cavities.

0<3< having sex or gay sex is the defenition of hide the pickle.

by tim barut January 11, 2008