Garnish

An unnecessary decoration/ addition that adds no real purpose. Like the price of cilantro restaurants put on every meal.

“My headband is just a garnish to my outfit”
“I don’t know why she puts her cereal in a special clear box, it’s just a garnish”

by br1tney spears April 9, 2022

green garnish

Code or nickname for weed

hey man, let's get some green garnish

by krsmanovic February 6, 2020

Cinnabon garnish

When you fuck a girl all night , and nut on her face or tits. Looks like a glazed Cinnabon treat.

I fucked her doggy all night, then gave her the Cinnabon garnish.

by Mcgwicko September 5, 2016

garnished dish

Not an obscure sex term.

"He referred to a garnished dish and actually meant a garnished dish! I was shocked"

by J.PthinknhesaG November 13, 2015

Garnishable Ratio

The ratio of your wages to how many kids you have essentially leaving you broke. A tool that is used by potential Baby Mama's to see how breedable you are. When trading up they are climbing that GR Ladder

Me : Damn bro. Dale's Baby Mama done left him. She climbing that Garnishable Ladder.

Paul :. What's his Garnishable Ratio ?

Me:. 5 kids on $50000. So he's 10000. Her new man got none on $100000.

Paul: Bitch be climbing that GR ladder.

by BandanaMan🧝 May 19, 2022

Garnishment

I will stop showing up to work immediately is a single cent is removed. I'll wait til the last day of my "5 day to pay or quit" and stab a fucking child in the fucking face.

Hym "I told you my garnishment story right? I worked as an installment tech and after a wage fraud scandal I got roped up in, instead of turning me over to the police they garnished my wage. Like 50% of it. Worked for like 5 dollars an hour for a year. Found out later that they were taking way more than any judge would have sentenced me to pay... Good times. But judges do not matter anymore. Only 1 thing matters."

by Hym Iam May 2, 2025