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Spyro the Dragon

Vare fun PS1 game`s there are 3 in the triligy(3 good ones atleast)But then insomniac had to give up the lisens to unaversal. Then unaversal put spyro on a tabal aimed there Crap-to-mizer and shot spyro and now all the games are capetastic
Heres how it happend
one monday*universal bust down the doors to the office armed with AK-47`s*
universal leader:OMFGZORZ G00Z G37 TEH FING SPYRO LISENS LOLZLOLZLOLZLOLZLOLZ!!!!!111!!111!!1
PERSON FORM UNIVERSL:*HOLDING DOWN INSOMNIC LEADER AT GUN POINT* LOLZLOLZLOLZLOLZ GO GET TEH FING spyro the dragon OR 1 BLOW YOUZ HEAD OFF!!!!!!111!1!!1!
Thats how spyro games came to suck starting with season of ice.Lets take a moment to remember back when there where good.
Spyro the Dragon by =Fox= July 30, 2008
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slay the dragon 

I think I'm gonna head home early and slay the dragon.
slay the dragon by jallen69 February 4, 2009

Shimmy The Dragon 

Dude I was so high last night that I had to shimmy the dragon
Shimmy The Dragon by ATNO April 29, 2015

Slay The Dragon 

Having sex with a girl on her period.

When your done you look down at your cock and it looks like you just won an epic battle between you and your bloody mistress.
Sara told her man she wasn't sure if they should be having sex that night since she was on her period. He told her he's up to Slay The Dragon ;)

summoning the dragon 

This defines when someone uses the bathroom.
I would've made in time if I wasn't summoning the dragon!
summoning the dragon by Kaioken360 November 13, 2017

stroke the dragon 

Masterbate extremely hard until it rips the skin
Man I stroked the dragon so hard last night and I hurts bad. Stroke the dragon
stroke the dragon by Jaxsmaxass February 8, 2017

sank the dragon 

Like jumping the shark, but thank's to Game of Thrones disaster of a season 8, remodeled.
Last night on GoT, they sank the dragon. again.
sank the dragon by Gunship May 13, 2019