shut the door 

When you're being extremely sassy and rude to a bunch of friends who arrive at your house, or any gathering for that matter, and tell them to leave or else. Also used to describe someone whose references and inside jokes are completely ridiculous and dumb and can not be understood or followed by anyone.

*friends knock on door to house* *Katia opens door*
Katia: Oh my god! Why are you all here! Shut the door!
*door closes*

Maddie: HAHA #calor gotta love those inside jokes!
Nick: Stfu Maddie, shut the door, no one understands your jokes!

shut the door by #calor June 14, 2016

Slamming my dick in the door 

A phrase used when a futile argument is had between a man and a woman with the man being correct but the woman being to stubborn to admit it.

"Yeah last night we fought about the moon landing and i was just slamming my dick in the door for about and hour"

Slamming my dick in the door by TheMassiveChode224 June 24, 2018

Slaming The Door 

The act of getting so frustrated and pissed off you calmly walk up to a door whip your dick out and proceed to slam it in the door.

Bub threw away his prized tool and started Slaming The Door.

Slaming The Door by SlamingTheDoor101 April 23, 2018

Slam the door on your teeth 

To lift up your top lip to your nose, revealing your front teeth, and letting it flop down, slamming against your two front teeth, making a "ploop" noise.

Kids will laugh their asses off if you slam the door on your teeth. They're very big and beautiful, so it'll be very loud.

Slam the door on your teeth by Weirdosis June 12, 2018

Staining the door

When you fuck a chick in the ass, then pull your shit stained dick out and fuck her pussy creating a nice burnished walnut coloring on her labia majora.

I’m staining the door tonight with my girl, but I’m not going to varnish the door until tomorrow

Staining the door by Richard Dangles January 22, 2020

the spook who sat by the door 

Reference to the classic black film based on the novel by Sam Greenlee. Film was known for exposing racial realities, got banned by the CIA, allegedly.

"Ye is looking like, `the spook who sat by the door`.

the spook who sat by the door by Francis X November 13, 2022

Simon the Door 

the name Caddicarus gave to Spyro the Dragon.

Caddicarus: watch out, everyone! it’s Simon the Door

Simon the Door by NSegaXP February 25, 2023