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The dark knight 

The dark knight is the real hero aka batman aka seano is the actually real batman he has awesome gaming skills too
1. Get ready the dark knight will give you a lazy eye

2. Sean doesn't need toilet paper cause he doesn't take shit
The dark knight by Marilynsuxs October 24, 2011

The Dark Knight 

Full length Batman themed crime drama about crooked asian financiers, lowlife thugs, political maneuvering in unstable times and Batman, who's basically a black clad modern warrior/vigilante who's being attacked by a comically insane clown, the film has references to terrorism, and the Batman mythology in general. Alfred, Commissioner Gordon and the Scarecrow all appear, but seemingly as 'their real life selves' rather than in hideous make-up CGI comic book fantasy fare.

The films a well written, though difficult-to-follow crime thriller by Christopher Nolan, which got mostly hugely positive reviews, and seemed to stand convincingly on its own as a movie project, rather than as a sequel or part of some horrid 'franchise'.
'The Dark Knight' is one of the best films of the year.

The Dark Knight Rises

By far the most anticipated movie of 2012, maybe in history. It's the 3rd and last movie of Christopher Nolan's  brilliant Batman series. It features one of Batman oldest, most known villain- Bane (Tom Hardy) and Catwoman (Anne Hathaway) the movies release date is July 20th 2012.
Guy 1: Did you see the teaser trailer for The Dark Knight Rises?? Jim Gordan looks pretty beat up.

Guy 2: yeah it's Bane that little son of a bitch! Batman will put him in his place.

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

The third and final installment in Christopher Nolan's highly critically acclaimed winning Batman franchise. Scheduled to release on July 20, 2012
THE DARK KNIGHT RISES may probably be the greatest superhero film of all time.
THE DARK KNIGHT RISES by Jack977 October 31, 2010

The Dark Knight Kills Christmas 

A Popular video on youtube starring TVmaxwell as Batman. As of 10/14/09 the video has reached 100,000 views and is expected to double within the month.
"Dude have you seen the dark knight kills christmas"?

"yes its hilarious"!!

the dark knight rises

A great slang term for a black mans next erection
As I woke up my girlfriend said i see the dark knight rises. As I had morning wood.
the dark knight rises by Rlaba December 8, 2013