when you milk your mother red, than you drink your mothers milk and bathe in the ensuing diarrhea making sure to drink one fifth of the diarrhea bath water
by cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm October 04, 2022
A fat and ugly biffa that sucks numerous cocks at the same time, a skill Joshua Coyle has mastered. He is known to eat too much and stink up Pro Clubs. He is significantly larger than Liam Bell and friends and is often found searching for food in the school caf during lessons.
by Haroldinio March April 09, 2023
For a woman: A short, most likely brunette girl whose only worthy feature are her oversized, sagging tits. She will seem charming and lovable at first, the one you've been looking for, but is actually a demon in disguise. She'll ruin your life because she's a psycho mental case. You will learn this as the veil comes down. Probably has no real, long term friends because of her toxic personality. Steer clear of a Coyle woman unless you're using her as a one night stand cum dump. Even then, beware!
For a man: Alpha Chad. You see a Coyle man? He is probably a yacht owner. World's first 10 pack abs. Can make any girl squirt and any man cum just from a wink. He is the epitome of panty dropper and show stopper. The Bible mentions him 4 different times. Be like a Coyle man.
For a man: Alpha Chad. You see a Coyle man? He is probably a yacht owner. World's first 10 pack abs. Can make any girl squirt and any man cum just from a wink. He is the epitome of panty dropper and show stopper. The Bible mentions him 4 different times. Be like a Coyle man.
Oh that Coyle girl? She's a psycho! Her head game isn't even worth the mental and emotional pain she will put you through. Someone get her ass to therapy so she can be like her alpha Coyle brother!
by NF_puckstopper February 27, 2022
"We almost bought the house, but Mike shit-himself when he smelled the coyleness of the rumpus room!"
-"Shitman!!"
"You said it, friend-o! I wish Mike wasn't such a four-eyed Fuckwad!"
-"Shitman!!"
"You said it, friend-o! I wish Mike wasn't such a four-eyed Fuckwad!"
by Lauren "urban cowgirl" B. January 30, 2012
A FLORIDIAN COYLE IS A LIVE ONLINE SCAM THAT IS PERPETRATED THROUGH LOTS OF EYEBROW WIGGLES HIDDEN BEHIND OAKLEY SUNGLASSES
by PEEWEE WILLOUGHBY August 04, 2018
by CoyletheBoye December 07, 2017