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For a woman: A short, most likely brunette girl whose only worthy feature are her oversized, sagging tits. She will seem charming and lovable at first, the one you've been looking for, but is actually a demon in disguise. She'll ruin your life because she's a psycho mental case. You will learn this as the veil comes down. Probably has no real, long term friends because of her toxic personality. Steer clear of a Coyle woman unless you're using her as a one night stand cum dump. Even then, beware!

For a man: Alpha Chad. You see a Coyle man? He is probably a yacht owner. World's first 10 pack abs. Can make any girl squirt and any man cum just from a wink. He is the epitome of panty dropper and show stopper. The Bible mentions him 4 different times. Be like a Coyle man.
Oh that Coyle girl? She's a psycho! Her head game isn't even worth the mental and emotional pain she will put you through. Someone get her ass to therapy so she can be like her alpha Coyle brother!
by NF_puckstopper February 27, 2022
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