Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: I was masturbating in the office supply closet which no one EVER enters, but of course as soon as I started spanking it, my boss walked in.

Person 2: That's Coomers law. Shouldn't have challenged it.

by TheGodOfSpeechcraft December 6, 2019

Coomer Corner

The special corner in everyone's room where they go to coom.
Can also be a state of mind.

Wesley: Where's Namit?
Udai: He's probably in his coomer corner.

by zhewrong February 28, 2021

Butt Coomer

When you coom/cum in a girls anus then leave it their and let her clean it up

I’m such a butt coomer

by Moondog88 February 17, 2021

ok coomer

The phrase members of NoFap use when in an argument with a coomer

Coomer Steve: NoFap is a lie!! Masturbation has proven health benefits!

NoFap Chad: ok coomer

by mrliverpoolfan April 22, 2021

Mississippi Coomer

A Mississippi Coomer is when a married woman has sex with a Coomer who jacked off beforehand and he saves the cum and they use it for lube.

“Why would you cheat on Todd with your cousin Sandy?”

“Because he gives me one hell of a Mississippi Coomer.”

by Michael Brunswick December 1, 2019

Coomer

A Boomer that is a cunt

That Boomer is just a Coomer

by Coolio_ March 22, 2020

Coomer Humor

A piece of media, idea, or concept that relies strictly upon sexual themes to make up for its absence of humor.

In other words: Sex is the punchline.

Boy 1: So you actually pay attention to the comedy when you watch porn?
Boy 2: Hell yeah! I’m the biggest fan of Coomer Humor.

by 3Melanies September 8, 2022