Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.
Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.
by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008
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Get the Punching The Clown mug.Essentially what you get when you combine a creepy mime and a homicidal clown. Art the Clown is a downright creepy and peculiar slasher clown (popularized in the 2017 movie Terrifier) because of his reluctance to speak yet his overwhelmingly comical facial expressions. He may not appear physically imposing like other slashers (although lankiness is quite often viewed as creepy) - yet he is quite handy and very willing to do all kinds of dirty work. Art is someone that laughs at the worst times despite not making a sound. Like Michael Myers who also stalks shady streets on Halloween night, Art the Clown is also a superhuman Halloween entity who appears to be unkillable. Art probably has some reason for his weird child-like mannerisms combined with his homicidal tendencies being a part of his persona, but you may never find that out. The most effective and witty clown we've had since forever, played by the talented David Howard Thornton.
Pennywise who?
Art the clown is what would have happened if Michael Myers stuck with his clown getup and never became catatonic.
Art the clown is what would have happened if Michael Myers stuck with his clown getup and never became catatonic.
by Atticus Binch May 25, 2018
Get the art the clown mug.A desperate and somewhat dishonest technique parents use in which the parent announces that, due to poor behaviour, they’ve had to cancel an exciting event or activity they’d had planned. The parent, however, never actually planned the event in the first place.
“That’s it,” the mom told her misbehaving children, “I had to cancel the clown I’d booked for this afternoon!”
by TrishaE October 23, 2019
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by Bob Savage February 15, 2008
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