Halo: The Master Chief Collection

Your whole entire fucking childhood thrown into a box for just 60 bucks. Oh yeah it also comes with access to the Halo 5 Beta and has an MLG playlist, what more could you ask for? If you own the MCC you will be the coolest kid on the block, guaranteed.

Jimmy: Hey Paul you faggot 1v1 me on Halo 2 right now
Paul: No you're just gonna BXR and camp with the sword the whole game
Jimmy: Then let's play Halo 3 you pussy
Paul: Yeah but I don't know where my mom put the Halo 3 disc
Jimmy: Paul you fucking BK random it's all on one disc with the Halo: The Master Chief Collection.
Paul: Holy fuck that's so cool Jimmy

by A Cool Kid IRL October 16, 2014

the master chief sucks at halo

one of the best halo-driven comedic videos on youtube, a must see for any Halo fans

The Master Chief Sucks At Halo
The Master Cheif Sucks At Halo 2
The Master Chief Sucks At Halo 3

make sure the author/director on the first and second ones is DigitalPh33r and for the last its Machinma

by IAmTheTruth December 9, 2007

The Master Chief

The Master Chief is done when the man is multitasking and having doggie style sex with his significant other, while playing halo 3. The man then proceeds to stick the controller handles into the ass and vagina cavities at the same time. Be sure to keep the buttons out so that you can finish the fight.

*Note: Experience may change during online play

I got a killtacular while giving my girl the Master Chief last night!

My girl got doo-doo on my controller when I gave her the Master Chief.

by Adam Kelm June 10, 2008

The ultimate chief we know

Basically when you know someone who's a baller, a bad bitch, an up and comer but THEN they also...have friends so it's not the ultimate chief you know, it's the ultimate chief we know. You're lucky to have ultimate chiefs in your life but even luckier that they have more than one friend

Bartholomew: Hey have you heard of this guy, he's an ultimate chief

You: You mean Sid?
Bartholomew: ...
Bartholomew: wait so you also know him?
You: yeah of course I do
Bartholomew: damn guess he's the ultimate chief we know
You: it does take away from his appeal :/

by Silentuberfather548 January 21, 2023

chief the hog

To go home with the BBW in the group and fuck them.

To hog the heavy.

Friend: Yo Tyler, what happened to you last night? That big girl was super aggressive into you and you just disappeared. Did you go home with her?

Tyler: Yeah dude. I chiefed the hog.

Friend: Chief the hog?!

Tyler: ~...~

by erodut January 31, 2019

chief the blunt

To keep a blunt all to oneself.

Stoner A: That was a FAT L my dude.
Stoner B: I wish I could have gotten some, but you just HAD to chief the blunt

by Isaac Hayes got hella poon March 1, 2012

Being the Fire chief

Being the fire chief is best defined as speaking out of your head, or talking in your sleep. While talking on the phone, should you suddenly become tired and start speaking crazy talk, you can be accused of "being the fire chief"

One night Eli was talking to Lauren on the phone and upon becoming very tired, Eli stated that he was the fire chief and proceeded to go into great detail of how he runs the fire house, hence he was "being the fire chief". This is the origin of this term.

by ChiefEP1234 June 16, 2010