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Chew through the mercury

When your girl has her period and she still wants you to go down on her.
“Hey Chad did you and Karen have fun last night?”

Hell yeah! I had to chew through the mercury cause it’s that time of the month!”
by Chokesondicks January 3, 2020
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Scrape it off the ground and chew it

To take your bull shit and fuck off
“ Brodie was talking shit about you. “ yeah I bet, he can scrape it off the ground and chew it
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Scrape it off the ground and chew it

To take your bull shit and fuck off
“ Brodie was talking shit about you. “ yeah I bet, he can scrape it off the ground and chew it
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can't walk and chew gum at the same time

A person who is extremely clumsy, or who often is sporting bandages covering minor injuries, might be said to be incapable of "walking and chewing gum at the same time".
After the third time in one month that the new office assistant was electrocuted while trying to clear a paper jam in the office copier, the supervisor shook his head and asked the Personnel office to move the employee to another department with no machinery in it, as "this guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time".
by ctsurv553 October 15, 2015
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The Chewbacca

this is an act which requires many steps. the first step is to shave your pubic region before sex and place it in a small baggy. the second step, after sex, you ejaculate on the womans face, then throw the pubic hair on so it sticks then put your testicles in her mouth and punch her in the stomach so she makes the gargling noise and the hair on her face makes The Chewbacca
Now I have a rash from shaving my pubes from The Chewbacca
by shawtyonthatothershit July 1, 2011
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I blame the Chews

The common misconception that Chinese Jews were behind the bombing of Pearl harbor
When I asked J J . Who bombed Pearl Harbor? He said.”I blame The Chews “
by Durango August 20, 2019
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The Chewing Gum Effect

Offering anything to someone, including chewing gum, causes everyone in the group to want the same thing.
Sam offered Will a piece of gum and then Rob and Kevin asked, and then grabbed without recieving any answer, some gum for themselves. Thus the chewing gum effect was born!
by The Hooligan from Hell February 3, 2010
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