benadryl cabbage patch

person 1: Benadryl Cabbage patch is my favorite actor, i love him in Sherlock.

person 2: i dont man, i think Beedrill Confused bats was better in Dr. Strange
by notspiderman December 10, 2016
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Cabbage Patch Stalker

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.
Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..
by Jack Jismouth August 15, 2009
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Cabbage patch silky

When you leave on a perm(hair straightener, ie...soft sheen)too long. And your hair becomes very straight and thin, like the fake silky doll hair of a cabbage patch doll.
HOT like the perm on the back of your neck
Left it in too long
Now ya got Cabbage Patch silky(Thanks to Big Boi of Outkast re: Morris Brown)
by Ol Gurl March 19, 2009
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cabbage patch snatch

1. self desciptive, vaginal lips so used and nasty they look like cabbage leaves.
2. A whore's pussy
I hear Christina has a cabbage patch snatch.
by Bud E Love May 05, 2003
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Cabbage patch fever

The uncontrollable urge to shave one's eyebrows
"What happened to Tom"

"He got cabbage patch fever during quarentine"
by Fuck you kani April 19, 2020
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Cabbage patch bitch

A typically dishonest person that is fake/made of plastic (in a figurative sense).
by The grapist December 21, 2016
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