v. To perjure yourself while bringing a spurious libel case and later be found out and thrown in jail. After Jeffrey Archer, who did just that.
Maybe Tony Veitch will archer himself when he tries to sue the papers who said he beat his girlfriend up.
by RichDRich April 17, 2009
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Hang your lover upside down by their underpants on the back of a door and then shoot your love soup onto their face. If you get them in the eye, BULLSEYE!!!!! Pat yourself on the back and give yourself 10 points you big stud! Your aim is as good as Robin Hood's!
"The other night me and my girlfriend decided to get real kinky so I suggested the archer. I hit a bullseye and she couldn't see for a whole week!"
by Jbizzleodizzleforshizzle June 5, 2007
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An extremely beautiful girl that is also very thickkk.
Damn look at her . Damn that's archer.
by High '07 February 19, 2017
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he is ew! that is all i have to say. exept for he has verrry bad dating skills. never trust him.
archer: hi

me: ew archer die in a pit
by love kitty so much November 5, 2021
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Archer normally has a hotter cooler younger sister who is awesome and name starts with F
“Hey have you heard of Archer”

You mean that cool hot awesome funny talented girls brother?”
“Oh yeah!”
by Coolgirl42 June 17, 2021
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Elephantitis sized balls flapping on a fat bitches cunt, or a fags asshole.
I archered that bitch so hard she put her head through the wall. That crazy cunt!
by Bob7878 June 5, 2007
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Archer is the name of a nice guy who is loved and has lots of money and is usually a movie guy who likes video games and his sisters usually 5 will chant he's the best he's the best
by Jedi night 767 June 13, 2018
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