When a man smacks his penis against a very skinny (must have ribcage showing) girl's ribcage.
Originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.
Originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.
"Dude, I played her xylophone last night"
"Im playing her xylophone later"
"May I play your xylophone?"
"I think with her I'd be playing the xylophone"
"Im playing her xylophone later"
"May I play your xylophone?"
"I think with her I'd be playing the xylophone"
by Borthwick March 17, 2009
Crazy, but not in an inherently bad way; a bit loopy or trippy. People who are hearing xylophones can be a lot of fun to hang out with.
No guys, I'm serious! I swear to god there was a blue light on the wall over there just a second ago.
Man, you're hearing xylophones.
Man, you're hearing xylophones.
by HoboAC November 13, 2007
"Yeah I heard Jim got too caught up in playing the purple xylophone. It really ruined his life."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."
Much like the Trombone or Trumpet, the partner eating out the asshole, simultaneously uses two anal bead sets to play on the other partner's rib cage, with a drumming motion.
"Carl was really enthusiastic when I told him I wanted a Rusty Xylophone. My ribs were bruised for a week. It was awesome!
by TheRatFinkLeroy August 23, 2017
"Have you heard of Xylophone Streams?" -Person 1
"no I havent." -Person 2
"You should totally watch them! They make my day!" -Person 1
"no I havent." -Person 2
"You should totally watch them! They make my day!" -Person 1
by Pancake owo March 15, 2022
A sexual act where a man ejaculates on a (non gender specific)'s toes and proceds to use his penis as a mallet to play their toes as a sticky xylophone.
The wait staff at Chilli's was very displeased when I played the sticky xylophone on the Mrs at the bar.
Created in a musty basement located in menasha Wisconsin
Created in a musty basement located in menasha Wisconsin
by Sloppy tip September 20, 2024
The action of shitting into your dad’s mouth and he then proceeds to swallow it and throw it up back into your ass hole
Friend one: “Do you know where the juicy xylophone is?”
Friend two: “No”
Friend one: reads Urban Dictionary definition*
Friend two: “Oh, thanks”
Friend two: “No”
Friend one: reads Urban Dictionary definition*
Friend two: “Oh, thanks”
by Hdtjfsthcsgczf December 10, 2019