choking the teddy bear

The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.

Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"

by HentaiNerd69 January 14, 2014

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fuck me in the teddy grahams

Speaks for itself.

terence: "im so hungry i could eat a bear"
Meghan: "ohh...fuck me in the teddy grahams. Blil, you just ate five minutes ago."...?

by Hairy S. Truman March 18, 2009

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The love of my life. Cuddly cute and very passionate. Hes a hard core gamer who loves his woman. Hes tall dark and handsome who dont put up with shit unless he loves you. And when he loves he loves for life. Hes a keeper and women would love to have him. Hes a one woman man. A true romantic with a heart of gold. But sometimes he can be an asshole, although hes quick to fix your pain. Hes a lover who ill love forever.

The teddy has stolen my heart.

by Pakoalabear July 27, 2019

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out of the teddy bear club

tongue in cheek reference to being in trouble with someone or banned from a group because of a faux pas or thoughtless act. Also referred to as TBC denied or Exiled from the TBC.

"Jenny, if you drink my last beer again you're going to be out of the teddy bear club." or "Josh stood me up last week. He is TBC denied."

by leh February 19, 2007

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The Teddy

A school prank which consists of you locker dunking someone and then it is immediately followed by a teabag while the person is on the floor. Simply locker dunk and hang from the locker and slowly slide down to do the teabag.

I'm going to do The Teddy on him today in school.

by D-Teal October 14, 2011

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