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The Spearmint Factor 

The effect of initially distributing one piece of chewing gum to a single person thus attracting all others that are near whom will nag and gripe at you until you finally distribute your entire pack of gum to all the desperate gum beggars. This effect is unavoidable once a second person finds out about your charity piece of gum.

"Jim asked for a piece of gum, but I hesitated to think about the consequences. I gave him a piece completely forgetting the spearmint factor, and the next thing I knew, all my gum was gone!"
The Spearmint Factor by go1ngcomando December 11, 2013
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The Spears Effect 

An effect where any song remixed with Britney spear's hit song "Toxic" instantly makes it a better sounding song.
Why does Astronaut in the Ocean sound only good with Toxic? The Spears effect, that's why.
The Spears Effect by wungabunga January 27, 2022

the search for proto

The greatest movie ever filmed. Features an epic journey through the streets of west hempstead, searching for the glorious proto and his magical powers. If you haven't watched it yet, your a flaming homosexual
the search for proto by wh #3 January 20, 2010

this is not the intended use of the search bar

your meant to search for stuff like demon time or something, not sentences
"hey dude im gonna search urban dictionary sucks!"

"this is not the intended use of the search bar"

what should i write in the search bar 

imagine being this bored. Go do something productive you grasshopper.

also please urban dictionary edits please let this go thru, most of yall editors are broing as fuck.
Someone: what should i write in the search bar?
Other someone: no.

spearing the whale 

Very complicated but first you need to put on a rain coat, then you'll need a kiddy pool, and of course the fattest, whitest chick you can find. After that you fuck the fat bitch in the pool. Now for the coup de grace, you kick her in the throat and listen to her moan and make whale noises, and finally you get the fuck out of there!
Rick: I went spearing the whale yesterday and i totally pwned that fat cunt.

Rob: Dude that's fucking disgusting.

Rick: I'll fucking kill you.

Separate the hogs 

I need to pee. I'm gonna go separate the hogs.
Separate the hogs by google.comorg February 20, 2021