Paste the squirrel

to throw a used, filled up condom at a squirrel.

We pasted that squirrel to get rid of the evidence when the toilet clogged up.

Paste the squirrel by Nick February 7, 2004

Heidi the Squirrel

Also know as the female genitalia. Many refer to heidi as a sacred prize...An animal that is tough to catch and very fun to play with...they are also great at protecting there mans nuts!

Wow look at that heidi the squirrel, wonder if I can catch it?

Heidi the Squirrel by Powerbar487 August 1, 2011

scamming the squirrel 

Scamming the squirrel is slang for trying to coerse the opposite sex's sexual reproductive organs to have sexual intercourse with your sexual reproductive organs.

Or, for more of a vulgar definition - trying to get some pussy.

Dialogue between 2 friends:

Joey: "Matt, you scamming the squirrel?"

Matt: "Oh yea, I'm negotiating the terms right now!"

scamming the squirrel by Cut Master November 7, 2007

Doug the squirrel

A person named Doug who is obsessed with nuts whether they are on a person or not.

Doug the squirrel loves his nuts a lot.

Doug the squirrel by FearofLightning May 22, 2016

krish the squirrel 

A singaporian mythical beast that symbolizes gayness and transgenderism. They say it is still alive, posing as a normal human, but who knows how long it is until it is unleashed to wreak havoc on all straights. Making Krish the Squirrel mad will result in a brutal death, including internal bleeding, rotting brain, and heart failure. Unless you’re gay, of course.

You heard of krish the squirrel?
Yeah he killed my wife, he still gives me nightmares

krish the squirrel by ScrewYouRichard August 1, 2018

krish the squirrel 

A fast and annoyig squirrel that takes all the acorns from your tree

Man! I got a krish the squirrel stealing from my trees!

krish the squirrel by BigBread4 August 1, 2018

I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off 

A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"

Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker

"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"

I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off by nutindabutt27 September 17, 2019