ain't swinging off that side of the plate

not homo, straight,

Johnny: Josh, I want you tonight!
Josh: Whoa, you might want me, but i ain't swinging off that side of the plate, you know what im saying.

by Slyer123 October 9, 2009

the platelets made it down the stairs

A phrase to express one's reaction to extreme cuteness, such as seeing cute little platelets achieve something.

Person 1: Awww!!! Look at them!
Person 2: Sounds like the platelets made it down the stairs.

by harrym13 September 30, 2018

lily on the plateau

a sexual position where a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and thrusts it up and down in order to reach an orgasm.

if pamela anderson were a prostitute, they'd call her "lily" after her sexual specialty of lily on the plateau.

by CheshireKat November 23, 2005

the platium agent

The Platium Agent is a fortnite clutch who also has a small popularity on Twitter and she loves a fortnite chapter 2 season 2 tier level 100 character named Midas, also tries to break to the 4th wall.

Aye yo, do you know The Platium Agent?
She's a clutch, a Midas simp, and a fine ass hispanic model

by bigboysack October 7, 2020

blocking the plate

When you only get to third base because she's dick tease.

I was gonna score but she was blocking the plate.

by Taint Blocker June 1, 2017

Get The Plates

Get The Plates is phrase used when implying that someone or something has just been "served". Commonly used in high schools with many variations such as, "Start handing the plates out" and "Get the plates cuz' you just got served"

WOAH, thats guys gonna need a stack! (of plates)

by SerBSPeeD September 11, 2004

The Platter

A drunken prank of knowingly shitting on one's toilet lid to be discovered later by a unsuspecting person. Usually done at a friends house you just don't give a fuck about or at a random house party. Basically one upping the Upper Deck.

Dude go check out the platter I just left in the bathroom, grab your shit let's get out of here .
Who the fuck left the platter in my bathroom, I went to take a piss and all I see is a shit mound on the toilet lid.

by 9 1/2 Limp, magine dat!!! December 18, 2010