Don't Be The Patriots

Going undefeated only to lose when it counts

Come on, Don't Be The Patriots

by Max and David December 22, 2009

The Patriots

P. Pay
A. All
T. The

R. Refs
I. In
O. Order
T. To
S. Succeed

If your self concious about eating junk food on Super Bowl day, just remember: it’s the patriots cheat day to

by Yeetus yeetus fetus deletus March 4, 2019

The Patriots

A sad excuse for a football team, that gets off to Tom Brady.

The Patriots always attract the worst fans

Pats Fan: Tom Brady? Oh yessssss *gets off*
Eagles Fan: *Stares with deep sympathy* Wow, what a clown

by KayMF!! June 18, 2020

The Great Patriotic Pact

This pact is also known as the Great Patriotic Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact with its hush-hush Lebensraum Protocol.

The Great Patriotic Pact is the day Homo sovieticus and its successor Homo putinus have never celebrated on 23rd of August, which was signed by those two peace-loving countries, Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union in Mos🐄 1939.

by O. W. Tongueincheek April 18, 2023