ride the pony

to take 4 shots as fast as possible

John: Do you want to ride the pony tonight?
Alex: Yes! I'm trying to get very drunk!!

by ponyupbitch December 13, 2018

Punching the pony

The act of female masterbation. The fist is clenched and thrusted in a motion resembling a bucking pony. This is the act in which a female punches her pony.

Before going on a date, Shaniqua punched her pony so she would not orgasm too fast.

Shanainai was punching the pony last night.

by Defamation January 27, 2009

shoot the pony

When you are depressed and can't stand to have your pony see you that way, so you take it out back and shoot it.

You're bumming me out. I'm gonna go shoot the pony now.

by jennylovesyou December 13, 2014

Bill The Pony

The ultimate character in crack head lord of the rings monopoly, and every thing else.

Bill the pony just kicked frodo's little gay ass while he was on k-ball in the k-hole.

Here we see bill the pony breaking up the affair between aragorn and brego.

by Dark Snow Films August 13, 2006

Pat the pony

Give up an idea/scheme as unworkable, esp. due to expense involved. From an incident where pony rides were offered, but were too expensive, so the child involved was told that she could "pat the pony" instead.

"This looks really good!"
"But look at the price!"
"Ah...oh dear. Never mind, I guess we'll pat the pony on that one."

by gorgeouslystupid May 25, 2008

saddle the pony

meaning to put on a condom.

gil: damn man i got sarah pregnant...
me: well duh gil, you forgot to saddle the pony

by pimp daddy dollars February 15, 2005

smacking the pony

Masturbation

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."

by abstract_J May 31, 2009