A sexual action involving a woman to eat greasy food or take dietary pills and then lay flat on her chest and then defecate at full force into a mans mouth behind her
Cuz: Danial always wanted an Alabama Mortar , this may be his lucky night after taco bell
Danial: I've been waiting for ever I could never thank you enough
Danial: I've been waiting for ever I could never thank you enough
by Truewhiteamerican April 28, 2022
When you start a relationship in-person and it leads to a hookup without using any dating apps (like Tinder)
Guy 1: Hey, is that a new girl, how’d you meet her?
Guy 2: Yeah, I met her dick and mortar!
Guy 1: No way! You didn’t use any apps at all?
Guy 2: Nah, we met at a coffee shop, and then I took her back to my place.
Guy 2: Yeah, I met her dick and mortar!
Guy 1: No way! You didn’t use any apps at all?
Guy 2: Nah, we met at a coffee shop, and then I took her back to my place.
by 24Harry42 December 23, 2020
A tower in the Bloons TD franchise which shoots out mortar shells which explodes at the Bloons, dealing splash damage and can set target to a specific location. Has upgrades like Signal Flare, Bloon Buster, Artillery Battery and much more for bloon devastation.
Also called Mortar Tower.
Also called Mortar Tower.
"I am cracked with the Mortar Monkey in BTDB2, all I need is Biker Bones + 2 Shellshock Mortars and I can defend anything with a camo-detecting mortar!"
by Otheruser325 January 16, 2023
Used to denote store built in the Second Life grid, as opposed to selling goods through a site like SLexchange or OnRez.
by Seth Mandelbrot April 17, 2008
A toilet prank in which someone craps on the rim of a toilet and then shuts the lid so that when the crap dries the lid and rim become stuck, creating the "brick and mortar effect". This prank is designated by the vertical clap of the hands, and is usually accompanied by an upper deck.
At wrestling camp, all the freshmen were pissing me off so I broke into their room and brick and mortared their toilet. They couldn't get it unstuck so they made Carlino clean up the whole thing and he started crying. What a bitch.
by OpN June 26, 2007
When you girl is riding you , and you are about to cum. She gets off your dick and jacks you and holds your dick at the right angle to make you shoot your load on you face ..
by Hotttddoogg October 13, 2023
"did you have the gammon from the mess" "no I knew some people that had it in they turned into a mortar team"
by shrekcccc December 17, 2017