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The law of group chat

What happens in a group chat stays in a group chat
You have breached the law of group chat, this is punishable by death
by Geography rocks November 12, 2018
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The Law of Top 8 Symmetry

A law that states that, if one moves a person off of their Top 8, or changes said persons position in the top 8, the person who was moved will move the first person to match.
Yolanda: Beckey like, moved me from number 4 to number 5. Now I have to move her down too because of the law of top 8 symmetry.
by Thenplayon May 19, 2006
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The Law of Averages

The trump card used at a cocktail party to convince someone who has lesser academic background and sophistication and legitimize your argument.
Q: Gun control doesn’t work!

A: Well…The Law of Averages says otherwise.

Q: 2nd amendment!

A: The 2nd amendment has its limits, if it didn’t, there would be no need for civil servants (police).

Q: The government is not taking my guns away!

A: No one said Gun Prohibition, its called gun control.

Q: Government will not control me!

A: It already does, don’t you have an ID?

Q: Yes?

A: The Law of Averages!
by vamonos a la playa January 2, 2013
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The Law Of Maximum Misery

States that one should always be aware of their surroundings in order to prepare for the worst.
Billy is very careful and is driving a car. Therefore he suspects that a car filled with very noisy (and apparently drunk) teenagers would get into a wreck. So Billy turns unto a different street in order to avoid any other complications. So he is abiding to the rules of The Law Of Maximum Misery.
by Koachilion March 18, 2007
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The Law of Stars

All technologies featured in both Star Wars & Star Trek will eventually come to be.
3D is not perfect and still a bit of a gimmick but life is 3D and the law of stars says that ultimately " virtual reality" (games, movies, work stations...) will be 3D and include all the full other senses. Star Wars had R2D2's Princess Leia projection or the Holodeck from Star Trek.
by Serac January 25, 2011
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The Law of Pho

The blessed event of a girlfriend who acknowledges you are not feeling well and, despite being menstrual as all hell, brings over pho take out anyway. And maybe even sucks your dick with her onion breath- known as "getting extra meat". A swallow is known as "slurping the leftover broth".
I found her man. I found her. It's The Law of Pho for real. Complete with Extra Meat ! And she slurped the leftover broth!
by The Mumbling Manchildren December 1, 2017
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The Law of the Conservation of Corn

The infinite loop of people eating the corn shat out by another person. It will never break down and create an infinite sustainable loop of food.
Hey take a shit in my mouth I'm hungry and your corn from last night will fill me up. By the law of the conservation of corn my stomach will be refilled and I'll be happy!
by ogwashingmachine January 29, 2021
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