Europe, The United Kingdom (G7)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Europe, The United Kingdom (G7)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

thats me, okay, im probably the first person to go over the limit

candice: hey, you heard of Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ?

you: yep, he bypassed the username

by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland April 30, 2023

Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck

When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.

Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*

by Nard Master February 27, 2017

Kingdom of the Polished Rocks

A hierarchal structure that is kind of similar to a crypto rugpull in the sense that you are hyped when you get into it, and then the person at the top ruins their ties to everyone around them. An unfair system that is built on lies and silently banning people and turning them against each other.

Hey Aidan, you been in the Kingdom of the Polished Rocks recently?

No Cleor, I got shadowbanned and blocked on everything because I met a cute boy.

by Hell Man Yang July 30, 2022

Romance of the Three Kingdoms

Also known as "San Guo Yian Yi". A historical novel written by Luo Guanzhong. The setting of the story is based on the 3 kingdoms era. The 3 kingdoms were know as "Wei, Shu, and Wu". While Romance of the three kingdoms focuses more in to the "Shu" side (Liu Bei's side), and tends to fictionalize and fantasize them. 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms' also views Liu Bei's enemy, Cao Cao, as a ruthless, evil tyrant. The novel also weakened and looked down many non-Shu characters as well

Most of the characters are historical characters from 3 kingdoms, but most of the "historical events" are fake. I'll point out the significant events
- Burning Cao Cao's ships in Red Cliff WAS NOT Zhuge Liang's idea, IT WAS all Zhou Yu's Idea
- Borrowing arrows with scarecrows and summoning eastern wind by Zhuge Liang is simply fictional
- Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei ARE NOT sworn brothers
- Zhuge Liang was more credited as a politican instead of a "military strategist"
- Zhou Yu was never jealous of Zhuge Liang, AT ALL, he died due to sever illness instead of getting pissed to death
- Guan Yu did not kill Wen Chou and Hua Xiong, Hua Xiong got killed by Sun Jian's forces while Wen Chou got killed by Cao Cao's forces
- Liu Bei DID owe JinZhou to Wu, Zhou Yu conquered the whole JinZhou after The Battle of Red Cliff AND lend it to Liu Bei
- Diao Chan is simply a fictional character, the murder of Dong Zhuo was planned by Wang Yun and Lu Bu

anyway here are the significant ones, i can list more...-_-

Romance of the Three Kingdoms is a great novel indeed. But I recommend you to read it as a FICTION, not a HISTORY BOOK. And plus if you know the 3 kingdom history well you will find this novel pretty biased.

if you want to know more about 3 kingdoms history, read "san guo zi"

by matthew-manhorn January 23, 2007

varian and the seven kingdoms

this is the best "spin-off" that was never green-lit. its the best thing to exist and it is proven!!

dude disney should have made vat7k / varian and the seven kingdoms.
i know right? it was so good.

by Hugo's number 1 fan February 25, 2023