italian job

when somebody puts there hand on a greasey pizza and proceeds to give a handjob with the now greased hand.

"this girl just dipped her hand on my pizza and proceeded to give me the best handjob ever. So EPIC!!"

"Dude, you just got an Italian Job. That is EPIC."

by drewhoj May 25, 2009

Italian Job

When you shove an Italian sausage up your ass and jerk off with marinara sauce. (Can be done solo or with a partner.)

my girlfriend gives the best italian jobs.

by kittenburger May 16, 2011

italian job

when you get the gold or goods from a girl or girls who have to be or look italian

tom says" dude did you hook up with he girls from the other night"

andrew says" yeah man i totally got the italian job

by andrew robertson January 29, 2008

Italian Job

having a girl jack a guy off using a warm pizza flavored hot pocket and then the girl eats whats left of the hot pocket

this chick gave me such a good italian job yesterday

by little trevor June 10, 2009

Italian Job

When you see a girl you like driving in her mini cooper and start racing her, only to have her surprise you by beating you and driving straight to your place. The ensuing sex is referred to as an Italian Job.

Remember that hottie from the mall? Yeah, she totally gave me an Italian Job last night. I can still smell the gasoline and humiliation.

by slancio March 08, 2011

italian job

when you jerk someone off using e.v.o.o. (extra-virgin olive oil)

Dude, I love dating a chef; this chick made me a kick-ass salad and then gave me the best italian job ever!!

by babymammadramacomma March 13, 2007

Italian Job

When an asshole in a Mini Cooper recklessly weaves between lanes on the highway at high speeds

I barely avoided an Italian Job today on the way to work. That asshole thought he was Mark Wahlberg.

by Mad@Minis April 11, 2010