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Ring Around the hooker

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Is a phrase used in online gaming when "men" flirt with naive women online. This is most noticeable when a woman does something otherwise not funny or unique and a guy will laugh.
(Guy) to (Girl) ZOMG you just shot that guy!!! hahahaha. Thus, "ring around the hooker."
by SpecAgentWhite September 21, 2011
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The Hooper

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The Hooper is the really hot chick that you see walking down the street and really wanna get to know.
Dude! Did you see the hooper yesterday on one of those stand up surf boards!
by ONFACEBOOKWITHYOU July 3, 2009
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The hooker no looker

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The hooker no looker is when a guy grabs his digidi dog and holds it than proceeds to look away and nut than starts spraying on that hoe or guy if ur gay like ethan
Yessssssssssssss daddy said seleena hit me with the hooker no looker
by Ivegivenuponlife May 22, 2019
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The Hooker Hooker

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When a prostitute has a hook instead of a hand and if you don't pay off your debts to her/him she'll/He'll hook you up the anus and leave you scarred for life - Literally.
"Poor Larry, He didn't give her the money which he owed The Hooker Hooker now he's been hooked up the bum"
by Liberty Of Pooping? August 2, 2015
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cooking the hooker

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( a combo of cooking the books and hooker) : taking advantage of the most vulnerable people in our society
When it comes to dealing with the 3 plagues of social work, we are not only cooking the hooker; we are also defunding the police.
by Uncle Dimma July 10, 2021
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A sandwich made from the 2 heel slices of a loaf of bread. Name derives from these 2 slices because everyone touches them, but no one wants to eat them.
I got stuck with "The Hooker Special" at lunch today
by NotDoneYet January 5, 2025
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Frosty the Hooker

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Taking a blow up doll and making it look like frosty the snowman, then you shove your dick in its mouth so it’s giving you a blow job, and when your done make sure to tip frosty for his hard work....
“Bro Frosty the Hooker gave me a chillin relief last night
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
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