Urine expelled from the male penis, esp. meant for consumption by other people. This consumption is often implied as being forced.
My toolbag roomate forgot to pay the rent and fell asleep on the couch. He's gonna get a taste of apple juice straight from the hose.
by Pappa Sean May 17, 2006
Get the apple juice straight from the hose mug.When you're doing a chick in the ass and she gets diarrhea and it squirts out all over the place. Kind of like when you stick your thumb in the end of a hose nozzle and the water shoots out forcefully.
Rich: "So how was fuckin Lauren last night? I could hear it going down in the living room."
Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."
Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."
by Chuck Bucket May 10, 2005
Get the Thumb in the Hose Nozzle mug.When a girl gets spread eagle at the end of a slip in slide and a bunch of guys slide naked and try to penetrate the girl.
by woo town September 11, 2006
Get the the hoskins slip in slide mug.by polobearsd August 23, 2006
Get the release the hostages mug.A Russian badass who will slay any furry or thot and will fuze any hostage and his best friend is defender
by Fuze_the_hostage1 October 4, 2018
Get the Fuze the hostage mug.The act of bending the tip of a semi-erect penis down to the base of the shaft and squeezing the two sides firmly in your fist as you would a garden hose to cease the flow of fluid.
"Candy had me half way there with an old fashioned when I needed to piss. Thank fuck she was kinking the hose like a pro!
by Uncle Spaz June 24, 2015
Get the Kinking the hose mug.Being able to do anything. If someone is The Hosh, there is nothing he can't do. Much like Chuck Norris (but a little bit less).
When asking for something and you don't get it, just say "The Hosh sent me" and they will give it to you straight away
"The Hosh has spoken" (referring to someone with "The Hosh"), means the words are definitive because they are his/her words!
"The Hosh has spoken" (referring to someone with "The Hosh"), means the words are definitive because they are his/her words!
by lolcatman January 13, 2010
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