The act of aggressively masterbating ones penis with the same determination & vigor as meleeing a grunt in Halo.
Person 1: Hey man how did you date go?
Person 2: She never showed... so I decided go home and punch the grunt!!
Person 2: She never showed... so I decided go home and punch the grunt!!
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Man, the food from that Chineese Restaurant down the street is terrible! I had the grunnys all night.
by defenestrator March 22, 2005
Get the The Grunnys mug.This syndrome occurs when a man and woman are married and they get too complacent with the woman giving the man a blow job every day. The husband gets lazy and tries to get away with letting out a small silent puff of fart gas either just before or during the blowjob with his wife's face down there working it. The wife recognizes the stench right away and angrily calls a halt to the job, leaving the whole situation in limbo and the man to take care of the job himself. Sometimes this is done intentionally by the husband when his wife is doing a shitty job and he would rather go jack off to porn. Hurt feelings and broken marriages often arise out of this ugly situation.
This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.
This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.
Man, that blue cheese from those wings caused me to puff the grumpy ass dragon and wrecked the fun last night. I had to fly solo.
by Aaron Sad June 10, 2008
Get the Puff the Grumpy Ass Dragon mug.A great song by Tool, that came out long before the movie. Track one of their latest cd Lateralus (released 2001).
by Jack Thomas December 28, 2005
Get the The Grudge mug.1. Wrinkley Crinkley upside-down valley of skin, containing hair, between the cooter thing and little anal guy.
2. The Grundle Game; the act of randomly punching people's grundles;
Grundle Punching.
2. The Grundle Game; the act of randomly punching people's grundles;
Grundle Punching.
Eric Johnson and I punch each other's grundles, and share a mutual love and bond; Sometimes we play "Crotchball" and have to ice our grundles.
by Playa Seventh April 11, 2004
Get the Grundle; The Grundle Game mug.pronounced gruh-fawd. hair region above a man's penis.
named for the welsh actor ioan gruffudd (pronounced, yo-wan, griffith)
named for the welsh actor ioan gruffudd (pronounced, yo-wan, griffith)
by synecdoche April 29, 2006
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