Fat Ernie

Fat Ernie 1) another name for taking a giant shit. One that is almost to big to come out and makes you feel hemmrodal and violated when it finally is pushed out.

Dude, I took a fat Ernie this morning and it feels like I blew out my o ring.

by Jams gram June 19, 2017

ernie gang

The only gang worth joining. Founded by youtuber Alpharad. Ernie Gang has taken over the bar after Firefox was forced out of it by Ernie Gang

Urban Dictionary is now property of Ernie Gang

by ChexManiac April 23, 2018

Bert and Ernie

n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria

There is really no need with a definition like that.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

floating ernie

Dirty poop that floats in the toilet and one takes it out with thier hand and slaps their partner in the face with it.

I had horrible stomach pains and thought this was a great opportunity to give her a floating ernie

by Dahitatuff56786 November 8, 2014

dirty ernie

same as dirty sanchez except finger swipe is applied to both eyebrows.
ref: brother to bert.

Jim was always a fan of Sesame street so it was no surprise to Linda when after making whoopie, she discovered to her dismay that she was given a dirty ernie.

by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 9, 2004

frozen ernie

a turd which has been put in to the freezer and then after frozen stuck in a girls pussy. . .

dude did you hear beka loves frozen ernies. . .

by KoAid April 15, 2005

Ernie G

Ernie G is the biggest G in the entire world. He has a very sexy appearance and is also known as the 'sex master'. Usually he dates girls with a bad head game tho, so he has to do all the work. Due to his superhuman sex skills people believe he might even be able to use his dick like a helicopter. When you ask him about his girls he always tryna play it cool and answers with a wink. To gain energy for his sexual practices, he is eating all the time when you see him.

Tony: 'Damn, you see this G over there?'
Mart: 'Hell yeah, I think thats Ernie G!'
Ernie G: *winks*
BJ: 'Wow, I wish I was as cool as Ernie G.'

by big tony 69 November 23, 2021