criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.

I just recieved a criss-crossed carp

by boar man September 22, 2006

Criss-Cross Mammal Sauce

When two men next to each other simultaneously jerk each other off with their arms crossed over one another.

Bro, neither of us have gotten laid in a while. Want to criss-cross mammal sauce?

by Truxtin May 02, 2024

Criss Cross Uncle Sauce

While you're on top of the female, your uncle comes and puts his penis in the females mouth with his butt facing the other guy. The other guy then shoots his semen onto the uncle's butt-hole and lets the nut drip onto the face of the female.

Last night, I was doing a Criss Cross Uncle Sauce with Kevin and his uncle.

by Hippity-Hopperty-Youre-My-Prop February 28, 2020

criss crossed

the act of being high off coke, alcohol, and weed, all at the same

last night i took an edible before the party, i drank at the party, then someone had coke so i did that too. i was absolutely criss crossed

by gooperman May 26, 2024